It’s not supposed to happen, it just isn’t.
I said it earlier this year, I cannot have Linux and a girlfriend, so I got Linux. After playing with it for a bit, I uninstalled it, never to use it again.
And, lo and behold, I now have a girlfriend.
She is wonderful in my eyes. I mean, she’s gorgeous, she reads this, and – most of all – she loves Homestar! Now that’s a woman!
I always told you lot that you’d be the first to know when the time is right, when the moons are all aligned, hell freezes over, Everton reside in second spot in the Premiership, and – by some ironic twist of fate – I get a girlfriend. However, in reality it hasn’t been the case. First I had to tell her about this website (“I already know about it Rhys”, she replied….phew), then give her the carte blanche to post this (I think I got it…), then – the most difficult thing – actually getting off my arse to post it.
So, this is the reason why my updates at the moment have been few and far between, and also why my degree is going down the toilet. If you are reading this mum, blame S.
S, if you’re reading this…..blame my mum.
|EDIT| As requested by Roland (though S said I should post it): S’s Faceparty Profile (which may or may not include a picture)