April 25th, 2006
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The GATR Guide To Pissing Off Chavs

 

You need:

  • One Supermarket with a sprinkling of chavs (may I reccommend Morrisons, in Colwyn Bay)
  • One Trolly that you need token/£1 coin to use
  • One Trolly Token (you can get these from most charity shops).
  • One car (for quick getaway).

Method:

  1. Gain access to the trolly using token. If nessecary, shop.
  2. Wait with empty trolly by car for chav.
  3. Should Chav say “Ere la, wan’t me to take your trolly back?”, say yes.
  4. Follow behind in car, waiting for them to retrieve what they think is a pound coin to spend on alcohol/drugs/chips/sex.
  5. When they turn around and realise they’ve been outwitted (which is not hard), stick up the V’s or take a photo with a camera phone.
  6. Drive off.

Pictures to follow…..

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