Happy 2 Month Anniversary Dear!
Today marks the two month anniversary where – in a dingy hostel in North London – I (to quote Guy) “Grew a set of balls” and decided to ask Han out, and she said yes. Well, that wasn’t exactly how it happens, but for the purpose of decency, that’ll be the official story.
Last night, she greeted me with her Pikmin on Skype, then discussed the possibility of going to Liverpool (she’s not, but she now is not scared “of getting raped there”, we’ve made progress people), talked some more, help Guy set up a blog (for which he nicked the template off yours truly, the cock), talked some more, had a giggle that I’m now on top of her on my toplist, then went to sleep. Not exactly a conventional way to celebrate 2 months since we met in person, but we haven’t exactly had a conventional relationship.
I know it’s hard having 80% of a relationship over Skype, but I am really happy and settled at the moment. Han is a wonderful girl, and – at the risk of making Celeste, and my mum (who doesn’t want this blog to turn into a Mills & Boon novel) vomit – I really do care scarily a lot about her. I mean, after 2 months I’m usually sick of people. Han is different and I’m not.
Happy 2 months Han, though I won’t see you until February, I will be on Skype. Though I fear we’ll be helping Guy get his head around WordPress.
In other news: My knees hurt. Bonnie slept in my bed last night, as she was scared of the storms that were battering our nation at the moment, she proceeded to find that the safest place was leaning against my knees, meaning that I was rigid all night.
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Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
Well, congratulations you two! I have not been reading this blog very long, but I already feel genuinely happy for you both.
As for the sexual innuendoes in this post (on top of her, and rigid all night), maybe not Mills and Boon, but Harlequin eh?
im working on changing my blog! and come to think of it – u aint blog rolled me beeeatch!!!
it will look different from yours – i just wanted a wideer profile and i cba looking through the hundreds of themes
Hmmmmm, i feel we should all reflect on what we have done in the last two months. I, since this date in November, have done fuck all except get drunk and talk to Europeans. Awesome shit.
Has it been two months already??? Wow. Time flies! If you’re lucky, time will keep flying because it means you are caught up in the moment and living each one of them. This is usually a GOOD sign!
Long distance relationships are great. For instance take my long distance relationship with Colin Firth. We hardly see eachother. I saw him last night at 8pm at an exclusive venue (Sky movies 3)and it’s like we had never been apart.
P.S Happy 2 months. I can’t say I’ve milked the whole monthaversary thing. I was only allowed to celebrate anniversaries and they’ve been ummm different thus far! This includes seeing the Lion King in London, seeing Me and My Girl in Reading, Going to a friend of the boyfriend at the time’s birthday party and watching on as he got shit faced on Absinthe and snored very loudly when we eventually went to bed.
awww.
lol i like the way you dont at all sound bitter about it celeste! monthly anniversaries neva been a huge thing for me…
6months and then yearly… although it was spent watching a film and then the usual i seem to remember lol!
happy 2 months thou – can’t believe how quickly its gone!!
Thanks Guys!
nal: Probably! Either way my mum wouldn’t approve!
Sayre: well, time flies between meetings, but it’s sooo sloow when we’re together. Not sure whether that’s a good or bad thing!
Celeste: I do celebrate the months as my average relationship lasts 2.67 months (yes, I did work it out, though it’s not including Han)
Han: Less than 3
Guy: you do realise the last time I saw you was before I went out with Han?!?
yes
you owe me a beer for telling you to grow a pair
oh and lets not forget you getting beaten by a 10yr old at computer games
Yeah, but you owe us (yes, US) two beers/whatever the lovely lady wants for all the help we’ve given you in the past 24 hours.
I let him win!
I didn’t mean to sound bitter! I’m not at all. I use coconut body lotion. I’m very sweet!
But seriously – I’m not bitter at all. I find it funny.
bah i almost spat orange juice all over my monitor – thanks for that one celeste
My friend’s dog likes the coconut body lotion. He won’t stop licking my legs when I see him!
I hops for Rhys’ sake the orange juice had a bit of water in it!
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!!
Hee hee hee X
haha
I did not snore!
Happy anniversary kids!!!
I came to your blog via Manuel’s View. I like your writing style…I’ll be back.
You two make a cute couple!! Congrats on your 2 month anniversary.