Right, now we’ve got that miserable business of revenge out of the way, and that unfortunate rugby result and the fact that Richard Branson is a cunt for making the train 55 minutes late (it was really 60 minutes late, but 60 minutes means they have to give a refund) I’d like to tell you about the fabulous weekend I had.
Friday night was spent curled up watching TV with a Dominos, and the real fun began on the Saturday, where we took a trip into Canterbury, because I wanted a coat to go with my trendy manscarf, and Han wanted something that I’ve never known her want.
A Microsoft product.
I know! It’s like me becoming a Rhyl fan (which Han has just humourously pronounced as “Rile”), she must feel so dirty. Not one to stand in front of her dreams, I resigned myself to the fate that she will purchase said Microsoft product, as long as photographic evidence was taken to shame her.
A disgrace, I tell thee!
I also showed Han my culinary skills, using a recipe Guy threw together last weekend.
We also went to the Venue and a few other bars (which, thankfully, had bitters as opposed to the piss weak lager in the Venue). At which point there was a great picture taken of me and Han, which would be a inspiration to all geeks, the fact that – to quote hollywood – ‘the geek can get the girl’: A picture of me, wearing a Firefox t-shirt, and Han wearing a top which shows off her mahoosive gazongas. It’s a quality picture, but alas it’s not online.
So, as I write this, two hours from leaving to go back home. Han is currently sat next to me, making sheep noises at the TV. Both of us are crippled, and a little bit miserable. Truth be told, I really don’t want to go.
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can’t of been teh secks if shes still clothed
and loving the xbox shot.. does she not know they come in a shiny white version now adays?!
glad u liked the chicken – i was very proud of that dish!
Its not teh secks, its teh diseases, I’m ILL!
I look AWFUL with my xbox!
And thank you guy for the meal! It was very nice
I’ll get the photo soon!
I have to admit that while I avoid Microsoft products like the plauge I do like the Xbox..but only just a little.
Despite being a Kent Uni student myself I have visited the venue twice and that was while I was living on campus. Now it’s closer for me to walk into town where it’s a little bit better.
Oh and Dominos has only just arrived in Canterbury but boy has it changed the eating habits of all of us students..damn their cheap pizzery goodness.
I wanted Jaspers! But I was persuaded with garlic bread mmm.
Only twice? I’ve yet to go to the works etc. I’m sure I will do next year cos I’m practically living in town!
As once said by Jordon on scrubs:
“I’m so proud I could poo”
And you can decide which bit of the post that refers to
That picture cracks me up!
Oh Jaspers! I haven’t had one of those in ages *goes to hunt down menu*
The works isn’t the best place but they keep it cheap like at the Venue unlike a lot of the places in town which is always a plus
you are so pretty, Han! There is something so ‘Enid Blyton” about you.
lol have mine, We get hundreds of them through the door! and another cheap pizza place too!