From the most unlikely of sources: Open Source Campaigner, Comment Addict, and all round sexybeast Han. On Skype, whilst discussing Fern’s blog:
“You do realise Rhys, that Fern’s most succesful post, in terms of comments, is the one where she got her boobs out?”
“Yes.”
**sighs** “Rightyho….”
Bless her, she got all excited this afternoon after Text Link Ads paid her money. And it was more than me. And my money went on her Valentine’s Present.
In other news: the the most anticipated interview since Post-Crash Richard Hammond on Johnathan Ross has be published. Yes! The Ratemyblog.co.uk interview with me, whereby I talk about my experiences from my “Only 4 Years” (Han’s words) blogging. Check out the rest of the site, it’s ace, and you can rate other people’s blogs, as well as getting a review from somebody else. Providing you don’t give yourself all 10/10s, and you’re not a complete retard, you will be loved on there. You can digg it here or reddit it here.
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Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay.
I HAVE A FAMOUS BLOGGING B/F *gets tits out to draw away traffic*
4 years is nothing! I’ve been blogging since I started my first website - 7 years ago!
N00b
So can we expect to see your tits sometime soon?
Might have to take you off my feedreader if so
What’s wrong with my moobs? And I was so complementary about yours!
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You have the best boobs of any welsh blogger I read.
You got me over here with that nice catchy title
Nice post.
Sad news to report, BAYB fell off your top 20
The say sex sells! That’s why I’m going to become a man-whore. I’m intriguied by this money making scheme though….! I tried to “digg” it but I need to be a member. And I don’t actually know what “digging” is.
Cool interview and nice pic, Rhys.
Your noggin looks more normal sized there.
I started my web site 9 years ago - you’re all n00bs to me! Heh heh. Those were the days, pictures took at least 10 seconds to load up and de-pixelise, black backgrounds, white text and horrible .gifs were SO IN, frames were the norm and people always used to crib NASA’s html code…. Ahhhh.
Regarding getting tits out on a blog - don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it, the more the merrier etc - but I don’t think it is something to get too excited about. After all, the last time I looked at the internet it was 90% pure poooorn, so if you want tits all you need to do is go to one of the millions of free sites. Not that I know of any… *cough* email me*cough*
Meh boobs are boobs are boobs. Most of Berkshire have seen mine due to a topless calendar for breast cancer I did a while back and if my exes where complete arsewipes (which is debatable wink wink :-)) then pictures I’ve sent via text message and those taken on digital camera would be floating around the net…perhaps they are…luckily for me I have a namesake who is a pooooooorn star so if someone was to google ‘Celeste’s Boobs’ she would come up.
Phew.
Fern: I’m the only welsh blogger you read!
Matt: Booo! May reset the listings. Han has fallen into obscurity largely because she had a period (**snicker**) of downtime.
Paddy: Digging is when you click a link on a story which says “I like this”, find out more at digg.com
nal: What’s everybody’s obsession with the size of my head (don’t answer that)
Tilesey: I have a fear that this post will descend into “Show us your favourite pr0n sites”
**waits for Tom to pipe up with his mightyhermaphrodite.com**
Celeste: I know that! Oh, and before you ask, I found that wikipediaing your name.
Sure sure. You are determined to find another Celete *Insert Czech name* aren’t you!?
It’s true! Did you also know that:
Celeste is a turquoise color used on Bianchi bicycles
Celeste is a denomination of Heavenly (you’re loving that)
Celeste is Spanish for Sky Blue, Light Blue, Baby Blue
Celeste is a soft drink and a frozen pizza
Celeste is the Sister of Blathers in the Animal Crossing series (hears Ninetendo fangirl squees from Canterbury)
Celeste is a novel by W.C. Andrews!
I’m not some dirty, porn obsessed person!
Riiiiight.
I knew about the Spanish for Sky Blue - a Spanish guy told me that at the hostel.
According to my mum’s baby book Celeste means ‘A gift from heaven’ in French and ‘Woman of divine beauty’ in Latin. All rather funny.
Celeste is also the wife of a lovable elephant called Babar.
Here I was thinking 2 years was pretty good but with the 4,7 and 9 years above it makes me a super n00b.
Well done on the interview
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That’s one way to attract attention. On the other hand, will you get repeat customers. Would you want repeaters?
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I can guarantee that exposing my hairy man boobs on my blog will finish of my few readers once & for all.
Top quality bit of reader-baiting on BAYB Rhys, it made me look
Where did you get the 1up shroom t-shirt from?
Great post.