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I know my mum too well, so much so that I now know what she says in certain situations. There are certain stories that, as her first born, I’ve heard time and time again. I predict them now, it’s rather amusing. One such prediction happened this weekend. If you watch the news, the big story [...]

By god, I promised myself I wouldn’t get excited, but waking up at 5am because you cannot sleep is worrying. I haven’t done that since Christmas Morning 1996. No, it’s not my latest hypochondriac illness, but Colwyn Bay FC vs. Eastwood Town. I’ve received a hell of a lot of stick in the past few [...]

We had a rather heated discussion at work, after my mate (the bastard) has pulled a shockingly hot dentist. He now gets free dental treatment, she now puts her metal prongy things in his mouth, whilst he puts fleshy prongy things in her mouth. The conversation was on the lines of “What would be the [...]

Akismet is a wonderful, wonderful wordpress plugin that blocks comment spam 99.999% of the time. However, in the past 24 hours I seemingly am bombarded with Mika MP3′s, Penis Enlargements and Free Hardcore Donkey Porn from people with stupid names with the hope that their arguements of “I’m very sorry sir”, “Please, it’s for my [...]

Yesterday, after far too long, I decided to get a haircut. I went from this: To this: Sexy, n’est pas? It was getting to long that when the barber gave me the typical backhanded compliment of “nice and tidy now”. I know certain people prefer me with long hair, these people lie. I’ve already had [...]