Akismet is a wonderful, wonderful wordpress plugin that blocks comment spam 99.999% of the time. However, in the past 24 hours I seemingly am bombarded with Mika MP3′s, Penis Enlargements and Free Hardcore Donkey Porn from people with stupid names with the hope that their arguements of “I’m very sorry sir”, “Please, it’s for my child” and “Good article! I will take the main points and do it too!” would make me keep the comments (the last message was posted on an article I wrote about my mum, cheeky fucker).
Usually I check them, but now I really can’t be arsed. I think most the comments are getting through. If you’re comments are not displaying, please let me know via e-mail, and I’ll sort it out. Anybody else getting spam flooded?
For non wordpress-ites, I’ve got far too much to do today, so apologies with the short entry. In closing, if you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?
Comments: 16 Comments
Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
All these questions about what we would do and what we think…
Reminds me of this:
http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070426.html
Oh and now MY comment won’t post either!
‘Article’ ha ha ha ha. It’s a blog post dearest. ;o)
Can’t get Michael Winner out out my head…
“Calm down dear, it’s just a commercial!”
If I was a girl I’d do all the same stuff I always do, like wear dresses and make-up and wee sitting down.
did say that hardcore donkey porn was free?
Celeste: I didn’t say it was an article! Some spammer said it was!
Tilesey: Seems to be the case that WordPress automatically moderates links in posts. I’ve switched that off now, so should be okay.
Ryan: No word on the hardcore donkey porn I’m afraid.
Tilesey – I don’t suppose you’ve watched Hollyoaks this week? You have a namesake in there now.
Celeste: OH MY GOD, the worst was when Rhys and Sarah were going out in Hollyoaks was the same time that I was seeing Sarah. The amount of dirty referrals (think “Rhys and Sarah nude”, “Rhys and Sarah fucking” and other sexual acts that my mum would not approve) I got from google was just wrong.
That being said, I suppose I should’ve taken advantage and created a pr0n site. Could’ve written off my student loan or something
Cel: If it didn’t have a Jack torturing someone, or a Sawyer bullshitting someone, or a bunch of doctors singing about poo, or a chap sorting out his Karma, or a one-eyed space captain, or flying pyramids in it – I haven’t watched it in at least 8 months!
Aye Carumba! Name those shows…
Oh, I forgot one: A Columbo-a-like based in Dade County
Riiiiiiight. I haven’t wacthed TV for so long I just happened to catch Hollyoaks on Tuesday. Basically his name is yours and he’s a little, skinny, blonde haired blue eyed kid who will not eat junk food, is awfully posh nearing on camp and is a bit spoilt.
Don’t call me Cel – I really don’t like it. BTW.
Tilesey: The bunch of doctors singing about poo is scrubs. Awesome show
Jack torturing someone I assume is 24, a one eyed space captain sounds like futurama. Thats the best I can do
Sibz: Well done
. Yes, Scrubs is THE BEST show (fact) on TV.
I’d go camping and pee in the woods – standing up!
I’d get myself pregnant just to see what happens when I turn back into a guy.