We had a rather heated discussion at work, after my mate (the bastard) has pulled a shockingly hot dentist. He now gets free dental treatment, she now puts her metal prongy things in his mouth, whilst he puts fleshy prongy things in her mouth.
The conversation was on the lines of “What would be the best job for your boyfriend girlfriend to have?”.
A couple of rules though.
It has to be on job purpose, rather than romance associated with it. For example, if we take Celeste’s new snog buddy. Mr Fighter Pilot. Sure, he may be like Goose from Top Gun, but unless Celeste wants the entire Estonian Air Force destroyed, his job has very little real world application.
Same for money wise. Sure investment bankers are loaded and stuff. But let’s be honest, unless you need to invest heavily in the FTSE100, they won’t be useful. Besides, there’s the stigma that your job is cocky rhyming slang for wanker.
So, with that in mind, there is the GATR list of 10 best jobs that your partner could have.
- Dentist
- Doctor
- Microbrewer
- Aston Martin Dealership Owner
- Wii games tester
- Personal Trainer
- Lawyer
- Landlady
- Events hospitality manager for the Welsh Rugby Team
- Car mechnaic
I’ll be honest, I was struggling towards the end, so what would you put, and why?
Comments: 14 Comments
Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
Ann Summers rep would be entertaining
Wonder Woman would be pretty ace… or a linguist (just covering my back)
Any sort of yoga / pilates typed instructor… very flexible (I mean the working hours, honest)
Chef (I like food a lot)
Artist (I would be the muse)
Musician
Academic
…Graphic Designer
If you went out with a doctor, you would become a hypochondriac…I would anyway
Do men not fantasise about going out with models? either of the super or pg 3 variety?
Ryan…wonder woman is not a job…and she’s fictional so answer it properly
Rugby player for either the Boks or Aussies.
He doesn’t need to be useful just a bloody good shag, big and muscley and have a cracking sense of humour. Accents help too. Irish, Saffa, Aussie *drooool*
I like my fighter pilot! He’s going to take me flying!! I’ve told him that I couldn’t handly Nemisis at Thorpe Park so how I was going to get into a stunt plane I do not know.
Ooooh Ryan – you got toldddddddd!
I want celests fighter pilot!
how is a dentist good!? “great sex last night dear, let me just do that root canal for you.”
I’m going with, chef and Tv presentor (or both!) hehe oh and policeman!
Ideally it would be something like a Martial arts instructor (mine is really hot so it means I am a little biased), Surgeon, Vet, Rock climbing instructor or possibly a three day event rider..plus someone who can ride a horse well generally has good rhythm
Now…where to find any of the above in Canterbury hmm.
Yay! I’ve got a number 7!!
Anyway, I guess chef would have to be up there, along with bodyguard. Or assassin. That’d be cool…
Ooh yeah assassin, or even a spy would be kick ass! Silly me for forgetting
Sarah, I am married to a musician and it’s not cool at all. They practise 8 hours a day, they are always thinking about music (and not about you) and they don’t make enough money (unless they are a rock star, which is about 5% of musicians)
Han, a dentist is good, as you get free, otherwise VERY expensive, treatment
Aces!!
My suggestion, which I have come up with due to the fact that someone I know (and am hoping to know a lot better!) is one, is a physiothearpist!! Again, with the dentist example, should you need any physio, you’d get it free, and if you don’t, you’d still get THE best massages in the world. Again, for FREE!!!