July 1st, 2007
I know the whole “What happens on a stag do, stays on a stag do”, but three things i’ve learnt from last night:
- If you ever want to see breasts, wear a pair of glasses with a penis for a nose, go to Liverpool and say you’re getting married in two weeks.
- Strippers are the most shrewed yet evil form of businesswomen ever. Even more so than that chick from the Apprentice.
- No matter how hard I try, I’m yet to break my drought in Liverpool.
All in all though, good fun, although I don’t want to look at my bank balance.
In other news: join up and post on my forum!