Hello everybody! I’m 5 days and about 10 beers into my holiday. So far I have:
- DRANK a lot of beer and red wine, which has made me do toilet a lot.
- EAT some ace food.
- BEEN to a French show, kinda like the Moulin Rouge, but cheaper.
- TOLD a bunch of gypsies to fuck off in Paris.
- BEEN UNINSPIRED at a French perfumery.
- BEEN UNABLE to find a computer with a USB port. So no photos. Yet.
So, long story short, I am doing okay. The Azerty keyboard is confusing me. Hence this is goodbye. Monaco, Italy and all the sites beckon me. See you soon!
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Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
Good call on the gypsey skip raiders
Eaten food boy not Eat. Jesus
glad it;s all going well
5 days and 10 beers is shameful
your grammars shit now too matey!
“Hello everybody! I’m 5 days and about 10 beers into my holiday. So far I have:
* DRANK a lot of beer and red wine, which has made me do toilet a lot.”
5 days and only 10 beers? That is a shameful effort, my maths isn’t the greatest, and I’m sure sibz could correct me if i’m wrong, but thats 2 per day, and its even worse if your drinking those smaller continental measures.