Forgive me if this post is a bit ranty, but I feel I must defend my country.
A story that I got sent approximately 45 million times yesterday was a story from Ananova. According to a poll by Rubbish Spammy Social Networking Site WAYN, they have ranked the top 10 and bottom 10 lovers. They are:
| Worst 1. Germans 2. Swedish 3. Dutch 4. Americans 5. Welsh 6. Scots 7. Turks 8. Greeks 9. Russians 10. English |
Best 1. Italian 2. French 3. Irish 4. South Africans 5. Australians 6. Spanish 7. Danes 8. New Zealand 9. Brazilians 10. Canadian |
Needless to say, the whole “Fifth Worst! God you’re all crap!” thing got a bit annoying. It’s obvious to me that it isn’t me. I’ve been keeping my end up…of the bargain. Not my fault my ex’s weren’t interviewed, and one of the people interviewed was Anne Robinson.
The reason given was that the Welsh were “Too Soppy”. So what if we love our mums? You hard nosed generation of women have obviously confused passion with soppyness. You wouldn’t complain if we were kittens or something. All I know, from what I’ve heard, I wouldn’t touch Italian men with a 20 foot bargepole. Welsh are great shags.
Of course, when I say that Welsh are great shags, I can only speak about me. I’ve had no complaints. A lot of moaning, but no complaints 
I’d like to see an alternative about women, but that’d probably be construed as sexist, and objectifying women.
Still. In your face Yanks!
What do you make of this article (which was no doubt created to make a bit of a debate)?
Comments: 23 Comments
Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
I certainly wouldn’t put Italian’s or French top of my list..
You would expect the South Africans and Australians would be wayyy higher to from what I have heard
See, from what I’ve heard I expected them to be much lower.
You clearly haven’t spoken to Guy then Rhys. South Africans and Aussies are very good in the bedroom department.
I don’t know many Welsh people (thank God ;oD) so I can’t really comment but I totally agree that soppyness would put me off. I like strong, manly grrrrrr guys – and lately i just keep meeting guys who are very new age. Don’t get me wrong a guy who can express his emotions is great but I’ve yet to meet a guy who is balanced. They always lean one way or another.
I think the English are underestimated. I’ve had some amazing sex with English guys.
As a fellow Welshman Rhys I can’t agree with you more. Although right now I’m considering killing a certain Frenchman if he looks at a ‘complicated’ girlfriend of mine.
Welsh are soppy, it is true, but we’re also over charged on passion. Something which doesn’t always get reported on – unless the aforementioned murder of a Frenchman comes into play.
Haha, well there is such a thing as a crime of passion, and it’s legal in French Law
The Swedes on the second place? Naah I don’t agree with that, I’ve had great Swedish shags!
I want a bumper sticker that reads “England: #10 in the worst shags ever” or “At least we’re not as bad as the Welsh”
Americans are on the worst list?
Ok.
When I did my traveling, I wasn’t sexually active. And I’m not really attracted to foreign accents, but COME ON, LOL.
We can’t be that bad.
you keep telling yourself your a good shag Rhys
We’ll keep your embarrassing little problem to ourselves now 
I have to say the English are the best I’ve had so far – though I’m open to offers (when I’m single!!)
Haha, yeah, that was my nickname for you, wasn’t it?
Aw… I’m a Yank. (#)<:(
I’m confused how i fit into this…..
Me too tbh. Celeste has been acting mighty strange, she said that if I don’t like Morph I was gay :S
You said that you expected Saffas to be much lower in the sex stakes. Guy has had experience with a Saffa and possibly an Aussie….
D
BURNNNNN! Hee hee hee – That 70′s Show gotta love it.
doesn’t count as original pwnage! Stolzed!!!
…..what?!?!?!?!
As someone who has slept with some welsh and some english men (the welsh at one point were more than the english) I can honestly say it was about the same.
Scrap the list, lets just you and me get it on…?
Heheh, I’m kidding. No really. I don’t usually proposition people in blogs, or at all…
They haven’t slept with me yet…..that would get us on the other side.
Oooooh i see… i live by the principal of sex is like golf… one of very few things you don’t have to be good at to enjoy
i don’t claim to be anything great… its fun and if it comes along.. yay! sex is always better/more fun with someone you really like! surely that means it doesn’t make a difference where there from?! unless its a farm in which case you should seek help…..
i really dont love this program… its odd!
Brazilians should’ve been higher….
I have been holding up well for us Aussies if my ‘repeat business’ is anything to go by
Im late in on this one… But in my experience Welsh guys are a brilliant shag… Up there with the Irish! And the italians well, not so good! Nor the french.
Us Aussies are MUCH higher than 5!