It’s hard to believe that in little over a week, Christmas 2007 will be over. I’m not feeling too Christmassy at the moment, probably because we haven’t broken up for Christmas yet. My Christmas shopping is done, but is yours? Here’s three things I’d love to find underneath the Christmas Tree.
1. A DVD Player
Since moving my computer downstairs, I have been without a DVD Player, using my brother’s to watch my vast collection of pornographic films. The Wii, in all it’s brilliance, doesn’t have a DVD player in it, and sometimes I just miss snuggling down with a film for a few hours. There’s nothing better for a sunday afternoon, in my opinion.
Included with this present I’d also like the entire James Bond Collection.
2. A Book on Blogging
Every year for the last two years there has been a “Blogging Digest Book”: that is a book with some of the year’s best posts within it. 2 years ago was the excellent 2005: Blogged
3. Kelly Brook
What? I’m a bloke aren’t I?!
What are you hoping for Christmas?
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Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
Well, I got my iMac early so I’ll guess I’ll have to opt for Kelly Brook too (as long as she doesn’t speak!)… No, wait! Better yet, I want the Gorgeous Gina Gershon!
Gina wins.
She’s good, but she’s no Kelly. Plus she has the posh English accent that I rather love
All I want this Christmas is a new(er) car. Something that isn’t a pile of shit..optional extras include Jonny Wilkinson in the passengger seat.
Failing that I quite fancy getting a pet llama although I think both those presents are going to have a hard time fitting under out tiny little tree.
I still have a few gifts to get and I keep forgetting. Hearing you say it’s the 20th made me crap myself as it’s getting so close.
Did you just say that Kelly Brook has a posh English accent?!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Dude – you clearly clearly don’t know many English people if you think Kelly Brook sounds posh.
I’ve written an ebook on blogging, which I’ve had some good feedback for. You don’t really need it (it’s mainly about writing skills for bloggers), but you’re welcome to a copy if you want one.
I’ve written a real book, too: it’s good for the fame, glamour and offers of anonymous sex from beautiful strangers, but working with an editor is a nightmare. Mine took out all my gags and chopped and changed without any regard to trivial things like spelling, grammar and punctuation. So now everyone who reads it thinks I’m a copywriter who can’t write.
Kelly’s with me at the moment. As soon as she gets out of bed she’s on topless housework duty, but when she’s finished that (and fixed my lunch, and scraped the ice off my car) I’ll send her over.
“It has always been my dream to get a book published, and – I’ll be honest – I saw these as an easy way to do it. However, there has been not one sniff of one this year. Shame really, as I’d have like to be in one, and then buy it for all eternity to keep.”
Unfortunately, they didn’t sell very well, either of them. Thus no more are being done.
I did do another book this year, as a publisher asked me to, but I don’t think it’s going to get released: nor paid for, unfortunately.
I think I’m getting banjo lessons for christmas, which is all I really want. But if someone said “here’s Kelly” instead, I’d take her and not complain…
Good pick.
I want more inspiration for Christmas. November dried me up good and proper.
Im using mine just now, an iPod touch. Got it early for being a good girl!!!
Jennifer Hawkins. Enough said.
I got my dad the entire James Bond collection. I hope it’s worth it.
Gift-wise…there’s nothing I want.
I want an Amazon Kindle , Nintendo Wii, XBOX 360 and Elisha Cuthbert
You snuggle when you watch
pornmovies?Depends who I’m with to be honest!
All I want is that this Christmas will be as non-christmasy as possible!
oh yeah Kelly….hmmm
hope my wife is reading this blog!
but i’d settle for a pre-pregnant Jessica Alba if Kelly won’t jump in the box. lol
that’s definately something i’d like to appear out of my stocking on christmas morning!
I found that statement, oddly enough, erotic. Then again, it has been a while and it’s 5:30am and I’m surfing blogs.