Every so often, as to fill space, bloggers generally delve through their referrals to find wierd and wonderful phrases used to find their blog. It’s quite a common thing to do, as it can be quite amusing. The most common “funny” phrase was for a long time was “Rhys and Sarah from Hollyoaks fucking” (explanation for newer readers: Sarah was my girlfriend a while back, and during that time Hollyoaks had a storyline where there was a couple called Rhys and Sarah. I used the word “fucking” a lot at the time). Now, my biggest referral phrase from google is “Guy McGechan”. And you wonder why I’m not bothered with the page rank on Text Link Ads.
In any rate, my referral list is quite dull (the highlights from the last month are the image to the right). So I’m going to flip it on it’s head: what’s the strangest thing you’ve ever typed into Google?
We’ve all done it, through drunkenness, curiosity or a overly long story. And just to prove it, here’s what you have to beat:
Friday night, whilst pissed, I typed in: “Sexually Transmitted Diseases Beginning With The Letter I”.
What’s yours?
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Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay.
My greatest refferral was ‘Celeste’s amazing tits in shower’ turns out i have a namesake who is a porn star.
Jeez, now you’re asking. I put all sorts of weird and wonderful shit into google to see who’s ranking for those keywords.
Here’s on of my weird ones for this month: ‘fat old grandmas’
Re Celeste: Does that mean that since someone found your site with that phrase that you’ve spoken about said amazing tits and showering? I think I may need to change the blog I read from Rhys’ … he never talks about … err, well, actually that’s probably a good thing
I cyber-stalk my crazy ex-boyfriend. But I’m not telling you my search-strings :).
At the moment I’m getting lots of referrals for Beth Chapman breast related stuff ;D
Arsenal are shit! HA! My favorite one by FAR!
Glory, glory, Man United!
Oh yeah, was Donkey Kong Jr right?
My son insisted that I type in “Sea Creatures that Kill”. Turns out there’s a film…
I was watching a show with some gay characters and they kept talking about “poppers” - so I typed in “poppers + gay” because I was curious. Turns out it’s some kind of drug that enhances sex but has dangerous side effects. Go figure.
Got your card Rhys! It was my very first Christmas card for 2007!
Sibz - I often talk about my girls. Not so much of late as I’ve only just started posting again. Perhaps I’ll write a post on breasts and dedicate it to you!
Wow, i’d be honoured!
Im top of a list… does this mean people are gooling me?! thats a bit weird. i don’t care as im number 1 woo yay party over here and all that!
I typed in my own name and found my photo on a gay website escort service haha. I am niether, I asked them to remove and they did..but to me it was strange.