February 10th, 2008 by infektia

This post is written by Malin. This is not what I - Rhys Alun Wynne - thinks. I published this post last night rather drunkenly after a bottle of black balzam. I then proceeded to dance on a table in city centre Riga with a bunch of Latvian girls. If anybody’s offended, I apologize!

Infektia doesn't have a baby butt

Hi! My name is Malin from infektia.net (I must squeeze in some advertising when I have my 15 minutes of fame). Unlike Celeste I won’t give a review of one of my embarrassing moments, I will talk about something that probably never will be mentioned by Rhys (that bastard is in Latvia - come to Sweden damnit!) on this blog. I will talk about *drum roll* - MOMMYBLOGGERS!

Yes, you heard me right. I bet you haven’t missed the mass invasion of mommybloggers in the blogosphere the past years. They are literally everywhere! I bet that 50% of the bloggers now are owned by a mom.

I wouldn’t really be bothered if they didn’t gather up towards the other bloggers in big pyjama troops, scaring everyone away with their milk-dripping tits. If you don’t have a baby - you are dead! They will rip you apart while they are singing “Mommy Bloggers UNITE”, showing off their tits, sticking up used diapers under your nose, and then you will be thrown out in the dark. They are new elite blog group.

I’m sick of hearing about them, but worse is to be left out because I don’t have a baby. So believe me when I say it; don’t sneak up on a blogging “stay/work at home mom” or a “mommyblogger”, it might be the last thing you do!

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Comment by Fern

Rhys’ guest bloggers totally aren’t what they used to be.


Comment by Celeste

Hey! I was a guest blogger! *sobs*


 
 
Comment by Han

I dont think many of Rhys’s readers know about the mommyblog - mommyblogs seem more prevalant in the ‘tween’ blog scene. Rhys is in more or a professional/moneymaking niche.


Comment by infektia

Mommybloggers are in the moneymaking niche…


 
 
Comment by Rhys

Disclaimer’d!


 
Comment by Malin

Why on earth did you publish the post if it is SO wrong and offending?


Comment by infektia

And by the way, you shouldn’t take my post deadly serious, take it with a pinch of salt damnit ;)


 
Comment by Rhys

I didn’t find it offensive! I think it’s a good post!

Plus I was hammered last night, and couldn’t remember what happened!


Comment by infektia

Hehe alright ;)


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Comment by Karen

shame these “moms” don’t spend more time bringing up their children instead of blogging


 
Comment by Matt Jones

So much hostility to the “mommy bloggers” :D


 
Comment by Jenn

It is awesome to know that our plot to take over the world is finally working. *whew*


Comment by Malin

Yup, it seems like it is working :P


 
 

[...] in case you missed it, I guest-posted over at Rhys blog and I took the mommy blogger “hate” to a new level. It was quite fun to write it. And [...]


 
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