Happy St. David’s Day! Today is the day of the Patron Saint of Wales, so us Welshies are celebrating all things Welsh. Most people have a little bit of Welshness in them, and if they don’t – and they’re fit – I’m prepared to be of assistance.
Either way, it’s a day for us Welshies to get blind drunk and insult the English. Well, most days consist of us getting blind drunk and insult the English. However today we are especially blind drunk and insult the English.
Anyway, it’s also a Saturday, and I don’t usually blog on a Saturday. As such, I’m going to give you three things to do today:
- Hug a Welshman – We give nice hugs. We like hugs.
- Learn Some Fake Welsh - Last year, I posted a basic Welsh guide.It was immediately torn to shreds by Welsh grammar Nazi’s, but meh, nobody’ll know the difference.
- Drink Brains – Brains is Wales’ Premier beer, and it’s such a nice pint. So much so that I have been known to go “BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSS” in any pub that has it in a zombie fashion.
What are you doing today that’s Welsh?