I hate football.
It’s just so easy to become depressed with it. Yesterday was as low as low can be. With every football fan, you have teams you love, and teams you want to see do well. Anyway, my teams are basically Colwyn Bay, Liverpool, Welsh teams, and North West teams.
In the last 24 hours, I have seen Colwyn Bay lose 2-0 to Goole (which is a bloody difficult team to type, as I usually type in Google) in a rough game that ended 10-9 a side. Rather interesting, they had Chris Kamara‘s nephew playing, who was called…Chris Kamara.
Also, Liverpool have drawn 1-1 with Chelskum, which – not only means there’s a smug bastard down in New Zealand, it also means that we could have a London team in the final of the Champions League. Again. It’s just not right.
Furthermore, Wrexham have been relegated from the football league, and Cardiff’s playoff hopes have been pissed on.
All in all, every team who I kinda like at the moment have been dismal, and – as somebody who bases a dangerous amount of his life on the success of football – I am miserable. And that girl hasn’t text me back.
Give me something to be happy about people.
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Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
I am a man u girl but I watched the Liverpool game last night and so wanted them to beat Chelski, there isn’t a team in the league I dislike more than Chelski at the moment. It’ll happen, Liverpool will go to Stamford Bridge and win and it will be oh so sweet.
Umm get over it! It’s just a game. Sheesh.
You are so wrong.
My dad and I sat there last night cheering for chelsea!
We both had the same reason to support them – you dont like them
oh but he did say out of the boyfriends hes met/knows of he likes you the best
Not much competition there though
Oh well, look on the bright side, we’ll be playing European Football next year. And Premiership Football.
I was also hoping liverpool would (deservedly) win.
You should be happy about that screamer of a Liverpool goal… Reina had no chance
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Be happy that it’s St. George’s day, and English types like me get to try and spend all day cajoling friends into coming to the pub to no success.
haha
See, this is why I don’t watch football. Just remember it’s *only* 22 idiots kikcing a ball about for money!
Funnily enough, don’t think that you’ll agree with me on that one.
I wouldn’t say Liverpool’s performance was dismal
. A plus is that John Terry is suspended for the second leg.
If you want a chuckle then watch some football from America. Atrocious tackling, goalkeeper trickery and Beckham all rolled into one.
Oh and Cardiff are in the FA Cup final
.
You’re going to New York aren’t ya? That’s enough to be happy about!
x x x
haha… all people that say its just a game and idiots kicking a ball will NEVER understand how important your team can be to you. it’s like we’ll never understand period pains and the annoyance of braking a nail. its a nail, get over it – it’ll grow!
I didnt see the game but from what ive read it sounded like cech kept us in it. for fatty frank to say we deserved the draw normally means we were lucky!
it was 1-0 with 4 minutes of injury time to go when i walked past the pub to go bungy… get home not expecting much but to see riise had helped us out means a lot more as he normally screws us over!
i hope chelsea do win. we’ve had enuff of liverpool and i honestly think we will win. not just becuase im a fan but i think we have more of a passion especially this season.
nehooo…
if someone could text me the result it would be great. im going to be somewhere in outback thailand!!
Hey…I play midfield! I feel so cool! >.>
No I’m really not. It’s not important. Now breaking a nail – that’s something to get upset about!