The Gospel According To Rhys Guide for Drinking Tequila and Remaining Sober
Hi everybody! I’m back from Caernarfon after an ace weekend. I’m a little worse for wear, and have been spending most of my free time pushing Retro Garden’s new Retro Gaming Forum (join, or be a little poofy), so as such I have had nothing to post.
So enjoy this video, this is from the weekend, and how I remained relatively sober and sans-hangover until the very end of my trip to Caernarfon (something I failed at horrendously miserably last year).
Warning, this contains me saying a naughty word!
Clever eh?
Finally, a little question for you all.
Men know that in most urinials around the world, there are condom machines (are they in womens?). Usually, if there is a picture, it’s some stock imagery of a man and a woman in a passionate embrace for getting down to gerrin it orn. Anyway, in one such machine in Caernarfon, I was a little confused.
Is that two women on the machine? Why would two women need a condom?
Better post tomorrow, I promise.
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Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 


I don’t think I’ve ever seen a condom machine in a public / ‘provided’ loo, although we do get tampon machines. That said, I don’t go in many toilets outside of my own home.. they have questionable hygiene standards :p
Why indeed? Perhaps you should ask Durex!
Maybe it was just to get mens’ attention? Isn’t that the point of advertising?
In pubs and most bars in New Zealand, there are Durex condom vending machines
in the ladies toilets.Plus women’s timeofthemonththings.Just thought you’d want to know….as well as the mens.
I used to clean the men’s toilets a while back…..bloody awful if it is leaking all the
time….after 4 weeks it gets a bit much…Men are a bit slack when it comes to taking notice of things such as these so the bigger the poster the better.
I think it is a VERY womanly man. He wouldn’t know how to use it.