I am quite forgetful (more on that tomorrow), and generally a little clumsy. That’s why I’m good at IT related projects where you can undo anything and everything. Unfortunately, by career as a brain surgeon was cut short when I found out Ctrl+Z doesn’t work.
I’m also a creature of habit. My days are generally pretty well planned at least one failed future Mrs. Wynne dumped me for lack of spontinaity. I’m sorry, but the guy who comes from work, rips your clothes off and gives you twelve hours of mad loving is also the same guy who comes home from work and slits your throat in a moment of spontineity.
Ahem.
As a creature of habit, one such is through typing. One thing is that I can basically zone out, not think about typing, and end up with a pretty legible article. However, I always have to spellcheck.
Take my work. Often I have to write tourism articles for content, usually for local areas. One such area is Rhyl. Quite frankly, I’m not paid enough to paint Rhyl in a positive light, but I do my best. However, I always type “Rhys” instead of “Rhyl”, which leads to amusing sentances such as “Rhys is a good way to spend the day”. Which is actually more true than if I typed Rhyl.
When I started blogging, I got more and more into blog, so that now I type words such as blocks or blonde, I usually type in blog. It’s a force of habit.
But it gets worse.
Yesterday, I was typing out a form. I typed in sex (as in gender, filthy pigs), and typed SEO.
I seriously need a girlfriend.
Do you type things out automagically like me?
Comments: 6 Comments
Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
only typing one thats gets me is some words which i used to spell incorrectly and as such word would just change them automatically for me, i still type them wrong but they get corrected automatically!
I often type kind retards instead of regards. Cracks me up everytime.
Lol, I’m sure some can have an element of spontaneity without finishing up slitting another’s throat. You can falsify spontaneity though Rhys. Say for next potential future Mrs Wynne, you plan something to do with her… make the plans somewhat flexible… because you’re not going to tell her, until it happens. Then, in case that falls through, have a back up plan like going to the pub and getting shitfaced with your mates. So technically you’ve still planned it all, but she is none the wiser. Just pretend you came up with it right then lol.
“Quite frankly, I’m not paid enough to paint Rhyl in a positive light”
Hah – Too True. The sad thing is the only people who might have good things to say about Rhyl can’t write, never mind use a PC.
Yes actually, I type out a very many things automatically – though I won’t list them here as I usually use those “autotypes” for setting up easy to remember passwords for unimportant accounts. Well… OK… 1… I can’t help but type oblongoidont fongentula into Google search every time it starts up!
Don’t Ask…
You misspelled spontaneity by the way… Just thought I’d mention it…
I always promise clients I’ll send them “screenshits” instead of “screenshots”. An unfortunate typo and not something I hope they believe is an accurate description of the product supplied!