How the hell do I keep going, that’s my question 
I went away to watch the mighty mighty seagulls play Clitheroe in the league. I’ll be honest, I haven’t talked about the Bay for the last few weeks, and with two very, very, very good reasons.
- Most of you don’t care.
- We’ve been absolutely rubbish.
So it hasn’t been the best of times to be a bay fan, and that was coupled with the trip to Clitheroe yesterday. Home of the world’s most uneven pitch.
Why we still believe is that we’ve made a few good signings. Firstly we’ve resigned Lord Blackie of Goalscore, who’s awesome, and another interesting signing is ex Tranmere player Dave “20 Long Throws” Challinor, who became a bit of a cult hero about 7-8 years ago with his famous attacking long throws, which lead Tranmere to the final of the Worthington Cup, and a number of teams changed their grounds to counteract them.
Clitheroe are the latest in a long line, who when a gap was found in the advertising, Challinor exploited it, and launched one of his throws into the box.
It was quickly covered up.
Genius!
What wasn’t genius was the result – we lost 3-0 in what was just a period of being crumbled in 10 minutes. It wasn’t fun, and I think already the season looks to be long and hard. But yeah, that was my weekend trip to Clitheroe, was a good day out. Nice ground, good clubhouse, and they called me an “I.T. Hero”.
Haha, sorry, bad joke.
What about you? How was your weekend?
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Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
Now Rhys, if you were a ‘Clit Hero’, that would be something else altogether.
Surely ‘Clit Hero’ would be a slightly less dorky super-hero status to seek to attain?
” I am the Clit Commander!”