Equality, don’t you love it? It does mean now that whilst women have inherited the good things (i.e. same pay), they’ve yet to inherit the bad things (i.e. farting).
Until now.
You see, there seems to be more and more cases amongst my friends (not with me, woe) of the women asking the man out. Hurrah! I always hated asking people out, in fact I have only done it once, and it was a resounding no. It’s the fear of rejection, the fucking up of a perfectly good friendship, and the fact that – well – asking out a woman is a bit gay.
Now though, the women are doing the hard work now! And a list have been compiled of the top chat up lines for women on men, and 5 that don’t works. My thoughts are to the side.
Top 5 Chat Up Lines for Women to Men
1. Fancy dinner? Big one for me! A full Rhys is a sexual Rhys. Seriously, cook me a meal and I’m happy. I know it’s fairly male chauvinistic but seriously it is a nice gesture.
2. Can I give you my number? Another big one for me! Asking a girl’s number is impossible for me, usually darting around the issue (though I have done it a few times before now). So break the ice first!
3. Do you have plans later? Not sure on this one. Plus I’m usually busy, and wouldn’t pick up on this.
4. What are you up to tonight? See 3.
5. Your place or mine? Again, living with my parents would mean “yours”. I would probably mention it. You’d be turned off.
Bottom 5 Chat Up Lines for Women to Men
1. Hello, how’s it going? I hate this! Yes, I am usually a miserable sod, and the whole concept of lying is foreign to me, so you would get a miserable response.
2. Have I met you before? You look familiar. Again, a painful one for me. I have a lot of interests that are usually completely separate from each another. As such, friend circles occasionally cross. So yes, you have seen me before, and no I can’t remember where.
3. Where have you been all my life? In the pub. Where I’m going straight after this.
4. Your shirt matches my bedspread: you belong in my bed. Any chat up line that matches interior designing with sex is bad.
5. That’s a dangerous place you’re standing – because I’m having trouble controlling my urges. And this is just creepy. Your urges should be controlled, not like some Hulk esque green monster.
Us men we are simple folk. Go for the jugular, be direct, and be bleeding obvious. Subtle flirting doesn’t work with men. Least of all me.
Blokes: have you been asked out by a girl? What line did they use? Did it work?
Girls: similar question, but have you ever asked out a guy?
Comments: 3 Comments
Rhys Wynne, the author of this blog, is a 20 something web designer from Colwyn Bay. 
If a chick said number’s 4 and 5 of the bad lines to me, she’d be in straight away! LOL – but it would only be for one night. If it was anything more it’d most likely be purely sexual.
True about guys not picking up on “What are you doing later?”. I never work that one out.
it is a turnon to be asked out by a girl – i was asked for a drink by one recently…
sometimes you have to just strap on a pair and ask a girl – its obviously much easier if you don’t know them thou… last time i did this i did get a number but alas she turned into a psycho!
I’m with Rhys L on bad 4&5 – there after one thing quite clearly… thats got to be a goer if you just fancy some fun?!
How is saying hello a chat up line? thats an introduction not a chat up line!
And if a girl said 3 seriously id be worried.. if she said it as a joke i’d giver her credit as that would be quite a funny opening!
My question is say you go on a first date who should pay? Recently had a chat with Celeste about this… interesting opinions came to light!
I’ve never, ever asked anybody out! I’m too chicken.
Chat up lines are bad though. Yuk.