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The latest version of Wordpress is out. Along with it looking fancy, it also stops an exploit whereby visitors to any blog written by a Welshman that Akismet deems sexy will allow backdoor entry to any visitors to the admin panel. That "backdoor entry" isn't a euphemism for gay anal sex, as sexy Welshmen don't swing that way.
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Wordpress has announced it's "Hottest Blogger Competition". The judge for this competition will be Rhys Wynne, a 6 year blogger who knows his way around a woman. To enter, please submit pictures of yourself in a bikini to rhys [at] gospelrhys [dot] co [dot] uk. Rhys will...er...judge the competition.